While many Americans feed off the successes of famous inventors like Thomas Edison, Nikola Tesla, and George Westinghouse, the citizens of Little America are slightly less fortunate. For those who stayed put in 1776 and their descendants the one and only inventor is Jimbo, or occasionally a lesser known brother of Jimbo.

The Jimbo-Invention Corporation (JIC) proudly takes ownership of developing everything from fire apparatus to lawn mowers, skyscrapers to craters, and everything in...